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Brent's Deli: Northridge, California
On the 2019 season finale, Jerry Seinfeld takes one of his "closest friends," Barry Marder, who also appeared on an episode during season 1, for coffee at the Los Angeles-area diner.
"This is what I like about this restaurant: They advertise guaranteed view of a heavy person from anywhere in the restaurant," jokes Marder, as Seinfeld breaks into laughter. "The whole place looks like the Disney Jamboree bears."
Cafe Angelique: Tenafly, New Jersey
It's a three-way date when Seinfeld, cabaret star Bridget Everett and her purse dog Poppy drop in at this New Jersey cafe for coffee.
"She got her hair done for the show," Everett says.
Forrest Point: Brooklyn, New York
"I'm ready for coffee, Seinfeld," Saturday Night Live star Melissa Villaseñor tells the host.
Only coffee has to wait as the pair make a pit stop at the Museum of Food & Drink for a meal with "real MSG" before landing at this Brooklyn cafe for her caffeine fix.
"You know what's weird about Brooklyn? Every day is Saturday in Brooklyn," he says, surveying the room. "What are you doing? Get back to work!"
Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles: Los Angeles
Seinfeld takes Mario Joyner, one of his "oldest and greatest friends," for an epic meal.
"We are going to eat one of my favorite things: chicken and waffles," says Seinfeld. "When I lived in L.A., Roscoe's Chicken 'N Waffles was always the biggest weekend treat."
But don't expect to learn any restaurant secrets in this episode: "Roscoe's recipe is so secret, they wouldn't even let us film the kitchen," he says.
Lunetta: Santa Monica, California
Don't try to order whole wheat toast at this L.A.-based restaurant. When Martin Short orders scrambled eggs with whole wheat toast, he's politely told the only options are sourdough or olive toast. (Spoiler alert: After the shock wears off, Short chooses the sourdough.)
Pasticceria Rocco: New York City
Sebastian Maniscalco and Seinfeld hop on vintage scooters to drive to this classic Italian bakery in Manhattan.
"Sometimes, when I do these things, I wonder how these guys, the crew ... are they like going, 'alright already!' I'm in my head sometimes, going, man, I hope these guys are enjoying it. Do you ever think that?" Maniscalco asks.
Deadpans Seinfeld: "No. There's no money in these guys."
Slim Goodies Diner: New Orleans
"When I win the Oscar [for Ray], I don't take the Oscar home. I give it to my manager. 'You take this,'" Jamie Foxx reveals to Seinfeld over coffee at this New Orleans greasy spoon. "I said, because if I take that, I'll buy into the Oscar s---, and I won't be funny anymore. 'Cause when you hold the Oscar, for whatever reason, when I was holding the Oscar, I automatically started to speak in an English accent."
Le Pain Quotidien: New York City
"I, of course, didn't bring any money," Matthew Broderick tells Seinfeld after ordering coffee at the French fast-casual cafe chain. "I have some in the car, in the Lamborghini. That's awful. 'I left it in my Lamborghini. Perhaps you could trust me for this,'" he jokes.
City Limits Diner: White Plains, New York
During his second appearance on the series, Ricky Gervais orders coffee and avocado toast at this White Plains diner. "How do you like that? Is that what you wanted?" Seinfeld asks him after Gervais takes a bite. "It's what I've got," he replies with a shrug and hearty laugh.
Canter's Deli: Los Angeles
"When's the last time you were here?" Seinfeld asks his guest Seth Rogen as the pair walk into the iconic Jewish-style deli. "Like, a week ago," Rogen and the restaurant hostess reply in unison. The comedians order coffee and "split some French fries" on this visit because they later make a sandwich stop at Arby's to "see if they have the meats."
The Rose: Venice, California
There was nothing but love between comic legends Seinfeld and Eddie Murphy on the 2019 season 2 premiere.
"I am so happy to see you," Seinfeld says to Murphy while seated at the Westside L.A. cafe. "I love you so much. And always have. Always have. You've just always been the magical guy to me."
Murphy replies, "I told you, you were always the funniest. When I started out, you were always the funniest. Still."
Omelet House: Las Vegas
Filmed before Jerry Lewis' death in August 2017, Seinfeld takes Lewis to one of the late comedian's favorite breakfast joints on the season 10 finale. Lewis forgoes the coffee and orders juice, three fried eggs "up" and a "large order of very, very, very stiff bacon." When the food comes out, Seinfeld calls it "the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life, what's in front of you here."
Massapequa Diner: Massapequa, New York
After making a stop at Madman Espresso in N.Y.C., Seinfeld and Alec Baldwin return to their hometown of Massapequa in Long Island, New York, for coffee and breakfast at this local Greek diner — which declares itself "a touchstone in the early coffee-drinking career of Jerry Seinfeld."
Via Quadronno: New York City
After walking around the city and joking that it shouldn't be hard to find an apartment in New York because there are so many of them, Seinfeld takes SNL star Kate McKinnon to the Upper East Side Italian eatery for a cup of joe and lunch. McKinnon opts for pasta, and Seinfeld orders one of the eatery's self-proclaimed "very special" paninis.
Capizzi: New York City
Comedian John Mulaney joins Seinfeld for a quick errand to ABC Carpet & Home before eating at this wood-fired pizza kitchen, known for its homestyle Italian cooking like "Nonna" used to make.
Good Stuff: Los Angeles
At the Hermosa Beach outpost of this diner, which began as a small burger shack in West L.A., Seinfeld and Chappelle's Show co-creator Neal Brennan share why they didn't watch each other's shows.
Beverly Hills Hotel: Los Angeles
Seinfeld shares coffee with Dana Carvey at this upscale celebrity hot spot before they visit Sam Ash Music Store to browse guitars.
Espresso Profeta: Los Angeles
Stand-up comedian Brian Regan asks Seinfeld if they have left-handed silverware at this cozy café and bakery near UCLA's campus.
Raymond's: Ridgewood, New Jersey
After grocery shopping at King's with Tracy Morgan, Seinfeld sits down with the comedian at this Ridgewood diner. As Seinfeld eats his meal, he jokes: "You know what's funny about food? We always assume what they put on the plate is what we're supposed to have like they know something ... I don't think they're thinking about us at all."
Tre Lune: Los Angeles
Ellen DeGeneres accompanies Seinfeld to coffee and breakfast at this eatery known for its "authentic Italian cuisine." Later, the pair visits the Montecito Coffee Shop and San Ysidro Pharmacy in Santa Monica, California, before DeGeneres plays a practical joke on Seinfeld (Spoiler: She steals his car keys).
The Diner: Washington, D.C.
Seinfeld picks up Dave Chappelle at his hotel and takes him out for coffee at this comfort food eatery. Chappelle orders two hard-boiled eggs, which Seinfeld finds funny because people rarely order them in restaurants. "You just find them in the fridge," Seinfeld says.
Royal Donuts: Brooklyn, New York
On the season 10 premiere, Seinfeld and Zach Galifianakis pregame their coffee and donuts at Dinah's Chicken with more coffee and donuts from this Borough Park bakery. Because one round is never enough.
Urth Caffé: Los Angeles
When this episode aired, late actor Bob Einstein was the first comedian to appear twice on the series — so, to celebrate, on the season 9 finale Seinfeld (apparently) gives him a car! It's a 2017 Acura NSX, which they take to this shop that prides itself on world-class traditional teas and organic herbal blends. Einstein gets a laugh when he orders a hot chocolate.
IHOP: Torrance, California
Seinfeld takes Christoph Waltz to the International House of Pancakes in Torrance, California, because of the actor's "very eclectic background of nationalities." Per Seinfeld's suggestion, Waltz tries the American pancake, the French crepe and the Belgian waffle before saying, "I was about to ask what I ever did to you."
Junior's: Brooklyn, New York
Seinfeld and guest Lewis Black cross the Brooklyn Bridge to eat (and, in Black's case, wear) eggs at the beloved New York establishment that boasts famous patrons, from Diddy to former President Barack Obama, who visited the chain in 2013.
In addition to serving up freshly baked rolls and danish all day long, it's also home to the "best cheesecake in New York." In fact, since 1950, the restaurant's claim to fame is that "you haven't really lived until you've had cheesecake at Junior's."
Unfortunately, neither Seinfeld nor Black order the dessert to put it to the test.
The Butcher's Daughter: New York City
Seinfeld takes Cedric the Entertainer to the West Village location of this juice bar and café. The Butcher's Daughter buys produce from local farms, resulting in better-tasting fruits and veggies. It's tough to decide which way to go on the menu that features butcher bowls, holiday pies, cocktails and cold-pressed juices.
House of Pies: Los Angeles
Only actress and comedian Kristen Wiig would ask for doughnuts at this Houston-founded pie paradise that makes baked delicacies the "old-fashioned way," becoming "a trusted name in breakfast and late-night dining."
Jackson Hole Burgers: New York City
Officially, it's "the home of the 7 oz. burger," but unofficially, it's home to perfect coffee cups, according to the late Norm MacDonald, who tries the house hot sauce despite Seinfeld's warning that it's "unbelievably hot."
Allswell: Brooklyn, New York
John Oliver remarks on the "judgmental silence" at this "rustic American gastropub" that offers brunch, burgers and candy cap custard served with whipped cream and a British Hobnob cookie.
The Monkey Bar: New York City
Seinfeld and SNL creator Lorne Michaels sip coffee under dim lighting at this storied Manhattan restaurant, which is the perfect spot for Michaels to dish on the sketch show's long history. Seinfeld's leafy green salad is so large ... you hope it's not uncouth to ask for a doggy bag.
10 Speed Coffee: Calabasas, California
JB Smoove's dreams come true when Seinfeld picks him up in a 1964 Studebaker Avanti. The coffee shop they go to may be a dream factory, too. It serves up coffee so delish that Seinfeld declares: "Man, that's good."
The 101 Coffee Shop: Los Angeles
Seinfeld takes Judd Apatow to this retro diner — in a red 1968 Pontiac Firebird — which serves burgers so good that Apatow says he's glad he doesn't know how they got there because he'd be back on the regular.
The Highland Cafe: Los Angeles
Seinfeld and Margaret Cho sip on Americano coffees at this L.A. hot spot that serves breakfast all day, but they hardly eat as they discuss the "rage" that fuels their comedy.
2nd Avenue Deli: New York City
Jim Gaffigan gets a retro ride around Manhattan in a 1977 VW camper bus on the way to this certified-kosher deli for pastrami sandwiches on the season 8 opener. During the meal's trippy "pastrami eating montage," there are so many adjectives and expletives — you feel full.
Med Cafe: Marina Del Rey, California
Will Ferrell has Seinfeld in stitches at this beachside restaurant known for its Mediterranean cuisine. They spend a great deal of their meal analyzing the behavior of cats. They also share a very tasty-looking baklava. Med Cafe has since closed.
Intelligentsia: Venice, California
Comedian Maniscalco jokes that they may "need a laptop" to get into this California coffee bar, where Seinfeld explains that 12 months of the year are spent supervising how the bean is grown and harvested.
Du-par's Restaurant & Bakery: Studio City, California
This retro diner serves up American dishes and fresh-baked pies, and it's just one of the stops on Seinfeld's spin around town with late actor Garry Shandling (in a 1979 Porsche 911 Turbo). They also talk shop at the iconic Comedy Store and the CBS Studios lot, where they filmed their shows.
Alfred: Los Angeles
Comedians Kathleen Madigan and Chuck Martin squeeze into a tiny but sporty 1972 BMW 2002, where Seinfeld drives the funny duo to the café for coffee and croissants as they chat about TV and stand-up comedy.
Pleasantville Diner: Pleasantville, New York
No gas? No problem! Despite a mishap in a 1954 Siata 8V, Seinfeld and Steve Martin keep the conversation rolling at this suburban diner in Pleasantville, New York, where they chat about performing in front of thousands and somehow find the funny in a story about a very unfortunate suicide.
Staff Dining Room: The White House
Season 7 opens with the comedian and the former Commander-in-Chief drinking coffee brewed from a Mr. Coffee machine — the drinks may have been average, but the conversation was definitely not. They chat about crazy foreign leaders, alarm clocks, Larry David's sunscreen and why the then-president appeals to the under-8 demographic (it's his ears!).
Bluestone Coffee Co.: Montclair, New Jersey
It irks Seinfeld that cheese from an omelet hangs from Stephen Colbert's beard — it's that cheesy! During their (funny) awkward silence, someone should have ordered Bluestone's brownies or pumpkin bread.
One Girl Cookies: Brooklyn, New York
Seinfeld and former Daily Show host Trevor Noah down espressos at this cute shop that bakes up an array of delicious treats, including original Whoopie Pies, which are available for order online and come in pumpkin or chocolate flavors. We'll take those on the daily.
Brite Spot: Los Angeles
Seinfeld orders eggs (all organic and cage-free!) when he noshes at this Echo Park diner with comedian Bill Maher. It's upsetting that neither of them took home a salted honey or chocolate caramel banana créme pie to-go. Equally disappointing is the 60-year-old establishment closing its doors in July 2022, per The Eastsider.
Killer Shrimp Restaurant and Bar: Marina Del Rey, California
Jim Carrey brings his own coffee sweetener to this seafood restaurant that serves up both savory and healthy fare, which is good because Carrey tells Seinfeld that he's on a cleanse. Sadly, that meant the eatery's signature Killer spiced fries were off-limits.
Caffee Luxxe: Santa Monica, California
The Seinfeld reunion every fan was longing for takes place in part at this artisanal coffee shop which some say serves the best-tasting coffee in L.A. The comedian and Julia Louis-Dreyfus later sauntered over to Art's Table for some New American cuisine.
John's Pancake House: Montauk, New York
Seinfeld and Jimmy Fallon marvel over the perfect pancakes at this Montauk family-style restaurant that also serves up specialty Crêpes Suzette rolled with strawberry jam. Yum!
Coava: Portland, Oregon
Portlandia star Fred Armisen helps Seinfeld carefully select Honduran and Brazilian beans for their brews at this craft coffee shop. The delicious cup "is a reason to live here," Seinfeld says.
Art's Delicatessen & Restaurant: Studio City, California
Seinfeld takes abrasive Internet character Miranda Sings (played by Colleen Ballinger) to this deli "where every sandwich is a work of art" and orders a Thanksgiving feast in honor of the holiday.
"That's a lot of meat," says Sings, who refuses to eat because she thinks he's annoying.
Novel Cafe: Santa Monica, California
Seinfeld and his guest, comedian Bill Burr, may or may not have had choice words about their meals at this cafe, which prides itself on its gourmet sandwiches and savory organic coffees.
Short Stop Diner: New York City
A Ferrari malfunction leads Seinfeld and Amy Schumer to stop in this Bronx diner for coffee and eggs instead of Westchester County, as planned. Seinfeld gets testy when a server tries to push the toast on him. Per The Riverdale Press, the restaurant closed in March 2017 after 30 years.
Cafe 212 Pier: Santa Monica, California
Kevin Hart and Seinfeld roll up to "one of the last refuges for bohemian café goers" in a 1959 Porsche Spyder and order iced coffees, which aren't exactly what they expected. But Hart declares that they nailed the muffins! The coffee hangout has since closed.
Tick Tock Diner: Clifton, New Jersey
Former Daily Show host Jon Stewart rounds out season 4. Seinfeld and Stewart head to this New Jersey diner (where all the baking is done on premises) for a chat about comedy, New York and fatherhood.
Brody's Diner: Shrewsbury, Massachusetts
Parks & Recreation star Aziz Ansari lets Seinfeld take the helm of his 45-foot-long tour bus (watch out for trees!) for their outing to this Shrewsbury classic truck stop that serves breakfast all day. One look at the menu, and you'll have it memorized.
Landmark Diner: Ossining, New York
The Ossining diner, situated near New York's Hudson River, is a convenient stop for actor-comedian Robert Klein, who resides in nearby Briarcliff Manor. Large portions and good service make it an easy choice for locals — and comedians grabbing coffee.
Peppermill Restaurant and Fireside Lounge: Las Vegas
There's a reason the 1995 movies Showgirls and Casino were filmed at this tourist trap. The ultra lounge's kitschy ambiance is the perfect vibe for Seinfeld's meeting with stand-up comedian George Wallace after a performance at the Flamingo. Caution: Very hot coffee is served here!
Colony Diner: East Meadow, New York
Season 4 kicks off with Sarah Jessica Parker rolling around town with Seinfeld in her coveted cherry red Ford station wagon. They drive to this East Meadow diner that serves classic American fare and offers a lengthy list of desserts. After Parker indulges in a chocolate egg cream, the two satiate their sweet tooths at Francesco's Bakery in Hicksville, New York.
Bel Aire Diner: New York City
Coffee, waffle fries and cheeseburgers are among the most popular menu items at this Queens-based diner, but Howard Stern opts for a cup of hot water to wet his whistle. The grand finale of their meal includes chocolate brownies that screw up Stern's diet.
Tom's Restaurant: New York City
It's another Seinfeld reunion when Jason Alexander — who stays in character as George Constanza throughout the episode — joins the comedian on season 3, episode 6. Wayne Knight, who plays Newman on the sitcom, joins his costars for a bite at this N.Y.C. staple that boasts a wide selection of home-cooked specials and made-to-order items.
Floridita: New York City
Maybe it's when Tina Fey explains that cleaning feces (from children and dogs) is her household specialty that Seinfeld decides they need to make two pit stops. The first is to this Latin restaurant, where they're intrigued by the puffed wheat milkshake. Next, they hit up the Dominique Ansel Bakery in SoHo for its famed Cronut.
Nathan's Famous: Brooklyn, New York
Seinfeld and comedian Todd Barry discuss the annual hot dog eating contest while downing the famous dogs at the Coney Island spot where it all takes place. "All I can think of is what happens afterwards," Barry says.
Meal over.
Jones Coffee Roasters: Pasadena, California
Jay Leno orders his very first cup of coffee at this industrial-looking coffee spot — featuring its own plantation in Guatemala — and deems it "awful." Seinfeld tells him he doesn't "get it."
Handsome Coffee Roasters: Los Angeles
On season 3, episode 2, comedian Patton Oswalt decries the lack of coffee sweeteners at this trendy shop that has since been purchased by Blue Bottle Coffee, which prides itself on coffee that's fruity and naturally sweet.
Allendale Eats: Allendale, New Jersey
You could build your own salad or try the soup (sold by the quart!) at this Allendale establishment, where Chris Rock chooses fries in a basket and a chicken salad sandwich. The restaurant closed in May 2018 after nine years of operation, according to NorthJersey.
Roebling Tea Room: Brooklyn, New York
There is more than just tea on the menu at this Williamsburg restaurant as Seth Meyers dishes on office politics at SNL. Famed for its old-fashioned comfort food and people-watching, the Brooklyn staple closed in May 2017 after 22 years.
Factor's Famous Deli: Los Angeles
Before his passing in 2017, late actor-comedian Don Rickles rode shotgun in a blue 1958 Cadillac Eldorado to this landmark restaurant where he had a salad and Seinfeld had eggs. Traditional dishes and large portions are the eatery's specialty.
Pommes Frites: New York City
There used to be lines out the door of this East Village Belgian café — famous for fries with specialty dipping sauces — where Seinfeld takes comic Gad Elmaleh during season 2 of the web series. After closing its doors at the East Village location following a gas explosion in March 2015, the restaurant reopened in May 2016 in Greenwich Village.
Millie's Cafe: Los Angeles
Season 2 of the 2012 web series begins with a bang. Sarah Silverman talks sex at this Sunset Boulevard coffee shop that explains their philosophy bluntly on their website: "We do everything the pain in the ass, old-fashioned way, by hand, from scratch, because there is a difference."
Malibu Kitchen: Malibu, California
A country atmosphere and the menu's "better than mom's meatloaf" drew customers to this restaurant, including the comedian and his anti-coffee Seinfeld costar Michael Richards. After 22 years in operation, Malibu Kitchen closed on Dec. 4, 2022, as reported by The Malibu Times.
NORMS: Los Angeles
Filmed before his death in 2020, Seinfeld met with Hollywood legend Carl Reiner at this always-open Southern California chain that boasts fresh ingredients and meals made from scratch.
Fort Defiance: Brooklyn, New York
SNL alum Colin Quinn and Joyner talk religion with Seinfeld at this café and bar that serves seasonal American fare. There's even a general store for Red Hook patrons to enjoy after brunch or drinks.
Bendix Diner: Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey
Marder shares a table with Seinfeld at this nostalgic New Jersey-based eatery. Fun fact: Portions of the classic 1982 film Diner were shot at the restaurant.
Jerry's Famous Deli: Studio City, California
The conversation with Curb Your Enthusiasm actor Einstein — who later died in 2019 — leads the funnymen to two famous eateries: "quintessential delicatessen" Jerry's and Nate'n Al's of Beverly Hills, California, which serves special hot dogs that director Nora Ephron deemed the world's best.
Skylark Fine Diner & Lounge: Edison, New Jersey
Much to Seinfeld's dismay, comic actor and writer Joel Hodgson kicks back with tea — not coffee — at this diner that offers international dishes but also your classic burger.
Fairway Market Café: New York City
Only true New Yorkers like Seinfeld and Baldwin could find this restaurant hidden inside a grocery store with superb service that warrants a $1,000 tip on this episode. Well, almost.
Rae's Diner: Santa Monica, California
Seinfeld takes fellow comic Regan to this cash-only diner during his first appearance on the series. Referred to as a "staple" by restaurant-goers, scenes from True Romance (1993) and Lords of Dogtown (2005) were filmed here.
City Island Diner: N.Y.C.
Seinfeld and Gervais take a spin in an Austin-Healey, then chat about Adolf Hitler and how they like their eggs at City Island Diner in the Bronx, a local fixture that serves typical diner fare.
John O'Groats: Los Angeles
Season 1, episode 1 of the web series begins with Seinfeld taking Seinfeld creator David to the family-owned breakfast and lunch joint celebrated for its fluffy buttermilk "biscuits from heaven" that come in unique flavors, including chocolate chip and cheddar scallion.
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